Cockney (Taboo)

Cockney rhyming slang – Taboo

Also: Cockney rhyming slang – non-taboo.


Cockney rhyming slang – Taboo Slang to English

A

  • Aris (Aristotle = Bottle) _____ Arse
  • Arthur Bliss __________________ Piss
  • Aylesbury Duck ________________ Fuck

B

  • Back And Front ________________ Cunt
  • Barclays Bank _________________ Wank
  • Barry White ___________________ Shite
  • Ben Cartwright ________________ Shite
  • Berkshire Hunt (Berk) _________ Cunt
  • Bottle And Glass ______________ Arse
  • Brace And Bits ________________ Tits
  • Brad Pitt _____________________ Shit
  • Brahms And Lizst ______________ Pissed
  • Brighton Rock _________________ Cock (Penis)
  • Bristol City __________________ Titty

C

  • Cattle Truck __________________ Fuck
  • Charlie Nash __________________ Slash (Piss)
  • Cobblers Awls _________________ Balls (Testicles)
  • Council Gritter _______________ Shitter
  • Cousin Sis ____________________ Piss (On The)
  • Cuddle And Kiss _______________ Piss

D

  • Donald Trump __________________ Dump (Excrete)
  • Douglas Hurd __________________ Turd

E

  • Eartha Kitt ___________________ Shit
  • Eartha Kitts __________________ Tits
  • Edinburgh Fringe ______________ Minge
  • Elephant And Castle ___________ Arsehole

F

  • Feather Plucker _______________ Fucker
  • Fife And Drum _________________ Bum (Arse)
  • Fillet Of Cod _________________ Sod
  • Flake Of Corn _________________ Horn (Erection)
  • Forest Gump ___________________ Dump (Excrete)
  • Friar Tuck ____________________ Fuck
  • Fun And Frolics _______________ Bollocks

G

  • Gary Glitter __________________ Shitter
  • Goose And Duck ________________ Fuck
  • Gypsy’s Kiss __________________ Piss

H

  • Hampton Wick __________________ Prick (Penis)
  • Harry Monk ____________________ Spunk (Sperm)
  • Hit And Miss __________________ Piss
  • Horse And Cart ________________ Fart
  • Horse And Trap ________________ Crap

J

  • J_ Arthur Rank ________________ Wank
  • Jack And Danny ________________ Fanny
  • Jackson Pollocks ______________ Bollocks
  • Jam Tart ______________________ Fart
  • Jodrell Bank __________________ Wank
  • Johnny Cash ___________________ Slash (Piss)

K

  • Khyber Pass ___________________ Arse
  • Kingdom Come __________________ Bum (Arse)
  • Kuwaiti Tanker ________________ Wanker

M

  • Mary Ellens ___________________ Melons (Breasts)
  • Merchant Banker _______________ Wanker
  • Mickey Bliss __________________ Piss
  • Miss Fitch ____________________ Bitch

N

  • Niagara Falls _________________ Balls (Testicles)

O

  • Oliver Twist __________________ Pissed
  • Orchestra Stalls ______________ Balls (Testicles)

P

  • Paper Hat _____________________ Prat
  • Peddle And Crank ______________ Wank
  • Pie And Mash __________________ Slash (Piss)
  • Pony And Trap _________________ Crap
  • Popcorn _______________________ Horn (Erection)

Q

  • Queen Mum _____________________ Bum (Arse)

R

  • Raspberry Tart ________________ Fart (Blowing Raspberries)
  • Reggie And Ronnie _____________ Johnny (Condom)
  • Richard The Third _____________ Turd
  • Rubik’s Cube __________________ Pube

S

  • Schindler’s List ______________ Pissed
  • Scotch Mist ___________________ Pissed
  • Sherman Tank __________________ Wank
  • Sir Anthony Blunt _____________ Cunt
  • Stick Of Rock _________________ Cock (Penis)

T

  • That And This _________________ Piss
  • Thrupenny Bits ________________ Tits
  • Tom Tit _______________________ Shit
  • Tommy Rollocks ________________ Bollocks
  • Tommy Tank ____________________ Wank
  • Turkish Delight _______________ Shite
  • Two Bob Bits __________________ Shits (Diarrhoea)

V

  • Von Trappe ____________________ Crap

Cockney rhyming slang – Taboo English to Slang

A

  • Arse __________________________ Aris (Aristotle = Bottle)
  • Arse __________________________ Bottle And Glass
  • Arse __________________________ Khyber Pass
  • Arsehole ______________________ Elephant And Castle

B

  • Balls (Testicles) _____________ Cobblers Awls
  • Balls (Testicles) _____________ Niagara Falls
  • Balls (Testicles) _____________ Orchestra Stalls
  • Bitch _________________________ Miss Fitch
  • Bollocks ______________________ Fun And Frolics
  • Bollocks ______________________ Jackson Pollocks
  • Bollocks ______________________ Tommy Rollocks
  • Bum (Arse) ____________________ Fife And Drum
  • Bum (Arse) ____________________ Kingdom Come
  • Bum (Arse) ____________________ Queen Mum

C

  • Cock (Penis) __________________ Brighton Rock
  • Cock (Penis) __________________ Stick Of Rock
  • Crap __________________________ Horse And Trap
  • Crap __________________________ Pony And Trap
  • Crap __________________________ Von Trappe
  • Cunt __________________________ Back And Front
  • Cunt __________________________ Berkshire Hunt (Berk)
  • Cunt __________________________ Sir Anthony Blunt

D

  • Dump (Excrete) ________________ Donald Trump
  • Dump (Excrete) ________________ Forest Gump

F

  • Fanny _________________________ Jack And Danny
  • Fart __________________________ Horse And Cart
  • Fart __________________________ Jam Tart
  • Fart __________________________ Raspberry Tart (Blowing Raspberries)
  • Fuck __________________________ Aylesbury Duck
  • Fuck __________________________ Cattle Truck
  • Fuck __________________________ Friar Tuck
  • Fuck __________________________ Goose And Duck
  • Fucker ________________________ Feather Plucker

H

  • Horn (Erection) _______________ Flake Of Corn
  • Horn (Erection) _______________ Popcorn

J

  • Johnny (Condom) _______________ Reggie And Ronnie

M

  • Melons (Breasts) ______________ Mary Ellens
  • Minge _________________________ Edinburgh Fringe

P

  • Piss (On The) _________________ Cousin Sis
  • Piss __________________________ Arthur Bliss
  • Piss __________________________ Cuddle And Kiss
  • Piss __________________________ Gypsy’s Kiss
  • Piss __________________________ Hit And Miss
  • Piss __________________________ Mickey Bliss
  • Piss __________________________ That And This
  • Pissed ________________________ Brahms And Lizst
  • Pissed ________________________ Oliver Twist
  • Pissed ________________________ Schindler’s List
  • Pissed ________________________ Scotch Mist
  • Prat __________________________ Paper Hat
  • Prick (Penis) _________________ Hampton Wick
  • Pube __________________________ Rubik’s Cube

S

  • Shit __________________________ Brad Pitt
  • Shit __________________________ Eartha Kitt
  • Shit __________________________ Tom Tit
  • Shite _________________________ Barry White
  • Shite _________________________ Ben Cartwright
  • Shite _________________________ Turkish Delight
  • Shits (Diarrhoea) _____________ Two Bob Bits
  • Shitter _______________________ Council Gritter
  • Shitter _______________________ Gary Glitter
  • Slash (Piss) __________________ Charlie Nash
  • Slash (Piss) __________________ Johnny Cash
  • Slash (Piss) __________________ Pie And Mash
  • Sod ___________________________ Fillet Of Cod
  • Spunk (Sperm) _________________ Harry Monk

T

  • Tits __________________________ Brace And Bits
  • Tits __________________________ Eartha Kitts
  • Tits __________________________ Thrupenny Bits
  • Titty _________________________ Bristol City
  • Turd __________________________ Douglas Hurd
  • Turd __________________________ Richard The Third

W

  • Wank __________________________ Barclays Bank
  • Wank __________________________ J_ Arthur Rank
  • Wank __________________________ Jodrell Bank
  • Wank __________________________ Peddle And Crank
  • Wank __________________________ Sherman Tank
  • Wank __________________________ Tommy Tank
  • Wanker ________________________ Kuwaiti Tanker
  • Wanker ________________________ Merchant Banker