Cockney

Cockney rhyming slang

For childish grown-ups only: Cockney rhyming slang – taboo.


Cockney rhyming slang – Slang to English

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A – Slang to English

  • Abergavenny ______________________ Penny
  • Ace Of Spades ____________________ AIDS
  • Acker Bilk _______________________ Milk
  • Adam And Eve _____________________ Believe
  • Adam And The Ants ________________ Pants
  • Airs And Graces __________________ Braces
  • Airs And Graces __________________ Faces
  • Airs And Graces __________________ Races
  • Alan Minter ______________________ Splinter
  • Alan Whickers ____________________ Knickers
  • Alderman’s Nail __________________ Tail
  • All Afloat _______________________ Coat
  • All Time Loser ___________________ Boozer (Heavy Drinker)
  • Allan Border _____________________ Out Of Order
  • Alligator ________________________ Later
  • Almond Rock ______________________ Frock
  • Almond Rocks _____________________ Socks
  • Andy Cain ________________________ Rain
  • Andy McNab _______________________ Cab (Taxi)
  • Anna Maria _______________________ Fire
  • Apple Core _______________________ Score (Twenty Pounds)
  • Apple Fritter ____________________ Bitter (Beer)
  • Apples And Pears _________________ Stairs
  • April Fool _______________________ Stool
  • April Fool _______________________ Tool
  • April Fools ______________________ Football Pools
  • April Showers ____________________ Flowers
  • Aristotle ________________________ Bottle
  • Army And Navy ____________________ Gravy
  • Artful Dodger ____________________ Lodger
  • Arthur Ashe ______________________ Cash
  • Arthur Scargill __________________ Gargle (Drink)
  • Ascot Races ______________________ Braces
  • Ash And Oaks _____________________ Smokes (Cigarettes)
  • Auntie Ella ______________________ Umbrella
  • Auntie Nellie ____________________ Belly
  • Ave Maria ________________________ Fire
  • Ayrton Senna _____________________ Tenner (Ten Pound Note)
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B – Slang to English

  • Baa Lamb _________________________ Tram
  • Babbling Brook ___________________ Cook
  • Babbling Brook ___________________ Crook (Criminal)
  • Baby Giraffe _____________________ Half (A Pint)
  • Bacardi Breezer __________________ Geezer
  • Bacon And Eggs ___________________ Legs
  • Baked Potato _____________________ Later
  • Ball Of Chalk ____________________ Walk
  • Balloon Car ______________________ Saloon Bar
  • Band Of Hope _____________________ Soap
  • Bangers And Mash _________________ Cash
  • Barn Owl _________________________ Row (Quarrel)
  • Barnaby Rudge ____________________ Judge
  • Barnet Fair ______________________ Hair
  • Barney Rubble ____________________ Trouble
  • Basil Fawlty _____________________ Balti
  • Basin Of Gravy ___________________ Baby
  • Bat And Wicket ___________________ Ticket
  • Bath Bun _________________________ Son
  • Bath Bun _________________________ Sun
  • Battle Cruiser ___________________ Boozer (Bar)
  • Battle Of Waterloo _______________ Stew
  • Bear’s Paw _______________________ Saw
  • Beechams Pill ____________________ Bill (Statement)
  • Beechams Pill ____________________ Still
  • Bees And Honey ___________________ Money
  • Beetles And Ants _________________ Underpants
  • Beggar Boy’s Ass _________________ Bass
  • Beggar-My-Neighbour ______________ Labour
  • Bended Knees _____________________ Cheese
  • Bengal Lancer ____________________ Chancer
  • Barry McGuigan ___________________ Big ‘Un (Big One)
  • Big Ben __________________________ Ten
  • Big Dippers ______________________ Slippers
  • Billy Goat _______________________ Coat
  • Bird Lime ________________________ Time
  • Biscuits And Cheese ______________ Knees
  • Bladder Of Lard __________________ Card
  • Bo-Peep __________________________ Sleep
  • Boat Race ________________________ Face
  • Bob Hope _________________________ Soap
  • Bob Squash _______________________ Wash
  • Bobby Moore ______________________ Score (Twenty Pounds)
  • Bobby Moore ______________________ Sure
  • Bonney Fair ______________________ Hair
  • Bonnie And Clyde _________________ Snide
  • Boracic Lint _____________________ Skint
  • Borrow And Beg ___________________ Egg
  • Botany Bay _______________________ Run Away
  • Bottle And Glass _________________ Class
  • Bottle And Stopper _______________ Copper (Police)
  • Bottle Of Cola ___________________ Bowler
  • Bottle Of Glue ___________________ Two
  • Bottle Of Porter _________________ Daughter
  • Bottle Of Sauce __________________ Horse
  • Bottle Of Scotch _________________ Wrist Watch
  • Bow And Arrow ____________________ Barrow
  • Bow And Arrow ____________________ Sparrow
  • Box Of Toys ______________________ Noise
  • Brass Band _______________________ Hand
  • Brass Nail _______________________ Tail (Prostitute)
  • Brass Tacks ______________________ Facts
  • Bread And Butter _________________ Gutter
  • Bread And Cheese _________________ Sneeze
  • Bread And Honey __________________ Money
  • Bricks And Mortar ________________ Daughter
  • Bright And Breezy ________________ Easy
  • Briney Marlin ____________________ Darling
  • Britney Spears ___________________ Beers
  • Brixton Riot _____________________ Diet
  • Brothers And Sisters _____________ Whiskers
  • Brown Bread ______________________ Dead
  • Brown Hat ________________________ Cat
  • Brussel Sprouts __________________ Scouts
  • Bubble And Squeak ________________ Beak
  • Bubble And Squeak ________________ Greek
  • Bubble And Squeak ________________ Week
  • Bucket And Pail __________________ Jail
  • Buddy Holly ______________________ Volley
  • Bugs Bunny _______________________ Money
  • Bull And Cow _____________________ Row (Quarrel)
  • Bullock’s Horn ___________________ Pawn (In-Pawn)
  • Burnt Cinder _____________________ Window
  • Burton On Trent __________________ Rent
  • Bushel And Peck __________________ Neck
  • Bushey Park ______________________ Joke
  • Bushey Park ______________________ Lark
  • Buster Keaton ____________________ Meeting
  • Butcher’s Hook ___________________ Look
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C – Slang to English

  • Cab Rank _________________________ Bank
  • Cain And Abel ____________________ Table
  • Calvin Klein _____________________ Fine
  • Can Of Oil _______________________ Boil
  • Canal Boat _______________________ Tote
  • Cape Of Good Hope ________________ Soap
  • Captain Cook _____________________ Book
  • Captain Hook _____________________ Book
  • Cash And Carry-ed ________________ Married
  • Cat And Cages ____________________ Wages
  • Cat And Mouse ____________________ House
  • Cellarflap _______________________ Tap (Ask For A Loan)
  • Chalfont St_ Giles _______________ Piles (Haemorrhoids)
  • Chalk Farm _______________________ Arm
  • Charles Fox ______________________ Box
  • Charlie Chan _____________________ Tan
  • Charlie Prescot __________________ Waistcoat
  • Charlie Pride ____________________ Ride
  • Chas And Dave ____________________ Shave
  • Cheerful Giver ___________________ Liver
  • Cheese And Kisses ________________ Missus
  • Cheltenham Bold __________________ Cold
  • Cherry Hog _______________________ Dog
  • Cherry Ripe ______________________ Pipe
  • Chevy Chase ______________________ Face
  • Chew The Fat _____________________ Chat
  • Chicken And Rice _________________ Nice
  • China Plate ______________________ Mate (Friend)
  • Chipmunks ________________________ Trunks
  • Chocolate Fudge __________________ Judge
  • Chopsticks _______________________ Six
  • Christian Slater _________________ Later
  • Christmas Eve ____________________ Believe
  • Cilla Black ______________________ Back
  • Claires Raynors __________________ Trainers
  • Clever Mike ______________________ Bike
  • Clickety Click ___________________ Sixty-Six
  • Clothes Peg ______________________ Egg
  • Coalheaver (From Giver) __________ Penny
  • Coals And Coke ___________________ Broke (Financially Ruined)
  • Coat And Badge ___________________ Cadge (Borrow)
  • Cock And Hen _____________________ Ten
  • Cock Linnet ______________________ Minute
  • Cock Sparrow _____________________ Barrow
  • Cockroach ________________________ Coach
  • Conan Doyle ______________________ Boil
  • Country Cousin ___________________ Dozen
  • Cow’s Calf _______________________ Half (Fifty Pence)
  • Cream Cookies ____________________ Bookies (Bookmakers)
  • Cream Cracker-ed _________________ Knackered
  • Crust Of Bread ___________________ Head
  • Cuddle And Kiss __________________ Miss
  • Currant Bun ______________________ Nun
  • Currant Bun ______________________ Son
  • Currant Bun ______________________ Sun
  • Currant Cake-y ___________________ Shaky
  • Custard And Jelly ________________ Telly (Television)
  • Cuts And Scratches _______________ Matches
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D – Slang to English

  • Daff-A-Down Dilly ________________ Silly
  • Daft And Barmy ___________________ Army
  • Daily Mail _______________________ Tale
  • Daisy Roots ______________________ Boots
  • Dancing Fleas ____________________ Keys
  • Danny La Rue _____________________ Clue
  • Danny Marr _______________________ Car (Esp. Flash One)
  • Darky Cox ________________________ Box
  • David Gower ______________________ Shower
  • Day And Night ____________________ Light (Ale)
  • Day’s Dawning ____________________ Morning
  • Deep Sea Diver ___________________ Fiver (Five Pound Note)
  • Derby Kelly ______________________ Belly
  • Derry And Tom ____________________ Bomb
  • Dick Emery _______________________ Memory
  • Dickory Dock _____________________ Clock
  • Dicky Bird _______________________ Word
  • Dicky Dirt _______________________ Shirt
  • Dig In The Grave _________________ Shave
  • Ding Dong ________________________ Song
  • Ding Dong Bell ___________________ Hell
  • Dinky Doo ________________________ Twenty-Two
  • Dixie Deans ______________________ Jeans
  • Do As You Like-y _________________ Pikey
  • Do Me Good _______________________ Wood
  • Doctor Crippen ___________________ Dripping
  • Dog And Bone _____________________ Telephone
  • Donald Duck ______________________ Luck
  • Donkey’s Ears ____________________ Years
  • Door To Door _____________________ Four
  • Doris Day ________________________ Gay (Homosexual)
  • Dot And Dash _____________________ Moustache
  • Doug McClure _____________________ Whore
  • Down The Drains __________________ Brains
  • Dribs And Drabs __________________ Crabs
  • Drum And Fife ____________________ Knife
  • Drummond And Roce ________________ Knife And Fork
  • Duchess Of Fife __________________ Wife
  • Duck And Dive ____________________ Hide
  • Dudley Moores ____________________ Sores
  • Duke Of Argyles __________________ Piles (Haemorrhoids)
  • Duke Of Kent _____________________ Rent
  • Duke Of York _____________________ Chalk
  • Duke Of York _____________________ Cork
  • Dunlop Tyre ______________________ Liar
  • Dustbin Lid ______________________ Kid (Child)
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E – Slang to English

  • Early Doors ______________________ Drawers (Pair Of)
  • Early Hours ______________________ Flowers
  • Earwig ___________________________ Twig (Understand)
  • East And West ____________________ Vest
  • Eddie Grundies ___________________ Undies (Underwear)
  • Eighteen Pence ___________________ Sense
  • Elephant And Castle ______________ Parcel
  • Elephant’s Trunk _________________ Drunk (Inebriated)
  • Elsie Tanner _____________________ Spanner
  • Emma Freuds ______________________ Haemorrhoids
  • Engineers And Stokers ____________ Brokers
  • Ernie Marsh ______________________ Grass
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F – Slang to English

  • Fanny Craddock ___________________ Haddock
  • Far East _________________________ Priest
  • Farmer Giles _____________________ Piles (Haemorrhoids)
  • Fat Boy Slim _____________________ Gym
  • Feather And Flip _________________ Kip (Sleep)
  • Field Of Wheat ___________________ Street
  • Fine And Dandy ___________________ Brandy
  • Finger And Thumb _________________ Rum
  • Fish Hook ________________________ Book
  • Fisherman’s Daughter _____________ Water
  • Five To Two ______________________ Jew
  • Flounder And Dab _________________ Cab (Taxi)
  • Flowery Dell _____________________ Cell (Prison)
  • Fly-By-Nights ____________________ Tights
  • Fore And Aft _____________________ Daft
  • Fork And Knife ___________________ Wife
  • Forsyte Saga _____________________ Lager
  • Four By Two ______________________ Jew
  • Frank Bough ______________________ Off
  • Fridge Freezer ___________________ Geezer (Man)
  • Frog And Toad ____________________ Road
  • Frying Pan _______________________ Old Man (Husband)
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G – Slang to English

  • Garden Gate ______________________ Magistrate
  • Garden Gate ______________________ Mate (Friend)
  • Gary Ablett ______________________ Tablet
  • Gates Of Rome ____________________ Home
  • Gay And Frisky ___________________ Whisky
  • Geoff Hurst ______________________ Thirst
  • George Raft ______________________ Draft
  • George Raft ______________________ Draught
  • German Band ______________________ Hand
  • Gertie Gitana ____________________ Banana
  • Gianluca Vialli __________________ Charlie (Cocaine)
  • Ginger Beer ______________________ Engineer
  • Gipsy’s Warning __________________ Morning
  • Giraffe __________________________ Laugh
  • Glasgow Ranger ___________________ Stranger
  • God Forbid _______________________ Kid (Child)
  • Gold Watch _______________________ Scotch
  • Goose’s Neck _____________________ Cheque
  • Gooseberry Pudding _______________ Woman
  • Gordon And Gotch _________________ Wrist Watch
  • Grass In The Park ________________ Nark
  • Grasshopper ______________________ Copper (Police)
  • Green Gage _______________________ Wage
  • Greengages _______________________ Wages
  • Gregory Peck _____________________ Cheque
  • Gregory Peck _____________________ Neck
  • Grey Mare ________________________ Fare
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H – Slang to English

  • Ha’penny Dip _____________________ Ship
  • Hackney Marsh ____________________ Glass
  • Haddock And Bloater ______________ Motor
  • Hairy Muff _______________________ Fair Enough
  • Half A Gross _____________________ Dose
  • Half Inch ________________________ Pinch (To Steal)
  • Ham And Cheesy ___________________ Easy
  • Ham And Eggs _____________________ Legs
  • Ham Shank ________________________ Yanks
  • Hammer And Tack __________________ Back
  • Hampstead Heath __________________ Teeth
  • Hank Marvin ______________________ Starving
  • Harold Wilsons ___________________ Stilsons (Pipe Wrenches)
  • Harpers And Queens _______________ Jeans
  • Harry Dash _______________________ Flash
  • Harry Lime _______________________ Time
  • Harry Lin ________________________ Chin
  • Harry Randall ____________________ Candle
  • Harry Tate _______________________ Eight
  • Harry Tate _______________________ State (Condition, Esp. Poor)
  • Harry Wragg ______________________ Fag (Cigarette)
  • Harvey Nichol ____________________ Pickle
  • Hatti Jacques ____________________ Shakes
  • Heap Of Coke _____________________ Bloke
  • Hearts Of Oak ____________________ Broke (Financially Ruined)
  • Hedge And Ditch __________________ Pitch (Stall Or Stand)
  • Henry Moore ______________________ Door
  • Herring And Kipper _______________ Stripper
  • Hey Diddle Diddle ________________ Fiddle
  • Highland Fling ___________________ Ring
  • Hillman Hunters __________________ Punters
  • Hit And Miss _____________________ Kiss
  • Hobson’s Choice __________________ Voice
  • Holloa Boys Holloa _______________ Collar
  • Holy Friar _______________________ Liar
  • Holy Ghost _______________________ Toast
  • Horse And Cart ___________________ Heart
  • Hot Cross Bun ____________________ Nun
  • Hot Potato _______________________ Waiter
  • House To Let _____________________ Bet
  • Housemaid’s Knee _________________ Sea
  • How Do You Do ____________________ Shoe
  • How’s Your Father ________________ Lather
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I – Slang to English

  • I Suppose ________________________ Nose
  • I’m Afloat _______________________ Overcoat
  • Ice-Cream Freezer ________________ Geezer
  • In And Out _______________________ Gout
  • In The Nude ______________________ Food
  • Inky Smudge ______________________ Judge
  • Insects And Ants _________________ Underpants
  • Irish Jig ________________________ Wig
  • Irish Rose _______________________ Nose
  • Iron Horse _______________________ Toss
  • Iron Tank ________________________ Bank
  • Isle Of Wight ____________________ Light
  • Isle Of Wight ____________________ Right
  • Itch And Scratch _________________ Match
  • Ivory Band _______________________ Hand
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J – Slang to English

  • J_ Arthur Rank ___________________ Bank
  • Jack And Jill ____________________ Bill (Statement)
  • Jack And Jill ____________________ Hill
  • Jack And Jill ____________________ Pill
  • Jack And Jill ____________________ Till
  • Jack Jones _______________________ Alone
  • Jack Jones _______________________ Own (Alone)
  • Jack Tar _________________________ Bar (Pub)
  • Jack The Dandy ___________________ Brandy
  • Jack The Ripper __________________ Kipper
  • Jack’s Alive _____________________ Five
  • Jackanory ________________________ Story (Lie)
  • Jackdaw __________________________ Jaw
  • Jackdaw And Rook _________________ Book
  • Jah Rule _________________________ School
  • Jakki Brambles ___________________ Shambles
  • Jam Jar __________________________ Car
  • Jam Tart _________________________ Heart
  • Jam Tarts ________________________ Sweethearts
  • James Fox ________________________ Box
  • Jenny Lee ________________________ Flea
  • Jenny Lee ________________________ Key
  • Jeremiah _________________________ Fire
  • Jerry O’Gorman ___________________ Mormon
  • Jim Skinner ______________________ Dinner
  • Jimmy O’Goblin ___________________ Sovereign
  • Jimmy Riddle _____________________ Piddle
  • Joanna ___________________________ Piano
  • Joe Baxi _________________________ Taxi
  • Joe Blake ________________________ Steak
  • Joe Brown ________________________ Town
  • Joe Hook _________________________ Book
  • Joe Rook _________________________ Crook (Criminal)
  • John Cleese ______________________ Cheese
  • John Hop _________________________ Cop (Police)
  • John Major _______________________ Wager
  • John Skinner _____________________ Dinner
  • Johnnie Rutter ___________________ Butter
  • Johnny Horner ____________________ Corner
  • Jumping Jack _____________________ Back
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K – Slang to English

  • Kate And Sydney __________________ Steak And Kidney
  • Kate Karney ______________________ Army
  • Kate Moss-ed _____________________ Lost
  • Ken Dodd _________________________ Wad
  • Ken Smee _________________________ Pee
  • Kettle On The Hob ________________ Fob (Watch)
  • Khyber Pass ______________________ Glass
  • Kick And Prance __________________ Dance
  • Kidney Punch _____________________ Lunch
  • Kilkenny _________________________ Penny
  • King Death _______________________ Breath
  • King Lears _______________________ Ears
  • Kippers __________________________ Slippers
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L – Slang to English

  • La-Di-Da _________________________ Cigar
  • La-Di-Da _________________________ Star
  • Lady Godiva ______________________ Fiver (Five Pound Note)
  • Laugh And Titter _________________ Bitter (Beer)
  • Left In The Lurch ________________ Church
  • Lemon And Lime ___________________ Crime
  • Lemon Squeezy ____________________ Easy
  • Lemon Squeezer ___________________ Geezer
  • Lemonade _________________________ Spade
  • Leo Sayer ________________________ All-Dayer (Drinking Session)
  • Lester Piggot ____________________ Bigot
  • Light And Dark ___________________ Park
  • Lilley And Skinner _______________ Beginner
  • Lilley And Skinner _______________ Dinner
  • Lillian Gish _____________________ Fish
  • Linen Draper _____________________ Newspaper
  • Lion’s Lair ______________________ Chair
  • Lionel Bart ______________________ Tart
  • Lionel Blairs ____________________ Flares (Wide Trousers)
  • Loaf Of Bread ____________________ Head
  • Lollipop _________________________ Shop
  • Longers And Lingers ______________ Fingers
  • Loop The Loop ____________________ Soup
  • Lord Lovell ______________________ Shovel
  • Lord Mayor _______________________ Swear
  • Lord Of The Manor ________________ Tanner (Sixpence)
  • Lousy Brown ______________________ Crown
  • Love And Kisses __________________ Missus
  • Lucy Locket ______________________ Pocket
  • Lump Of Lead _____________________ Head
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M – Slang to English

  • Macaroni _________________________ Pony (Twenty-Five Pounds)
  • Mae West _________________________ Best
  • Major Loda _______________________ Soda
  • Major Stevens ____________________ Evens (Fifty-Fifty Bet)
  • Man On The Moon __________________ Spoon
  • Mangle And Wringer _______________ Singer
  • Marbles And Conkers ______________ Bonkers (Mad)
  • Master McGrath ___________________ Bra
  • Me And You _______________________ Menu
  • Merlyn Rees ______________________ Piece (Lunch)
  • Merryheart _______________________ Tart
  • Metric Miles _____________________ Piles (Haemorrhoids)
  • Mickey Mouse _____________________ House
  • Mickey Mouse _____________________ Scouse (Liverpudlian)
  • Micro Chip _______________________ Nip
  • Mince Pies _______________________ Eyes
  • Moby Dick ________________________ Sick
  • Molly O’Morgan ___________________ Organ
  • Monkey’s Tail ____________________ Nail
  • Morecambe And Wise _______________ Flies
  • Mork And Mindy ___________________ Windy
  • Mortar And Trowel ________________ Towel
  • Mother Hubbard ___________________ Cupboard
  • Mother Of Pearl __________________ Girl
  • Mother’s Ruin ____________________ Gin
  • Mozambique _______________________ Keek
  • Mrs_ Duckett _____________________ Bucket
  • Mrs_ Chant _______________________ Aunt
  • Mum And Dad ______________________ Mad
  • Mutt And Jeff ____________________ Deaf
  • Mutter And Stutter _______________ Butter
  • Mystic Megs ______________________ Legs
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N – Slang to English

  • Nails And Tacks __________________ Fax
  • Nanny Goat _______________________ Boat
  • Nanny Goat _______________________ Coat
  • Nanny Goat _______________________ Throat
  • Near And Far _____________________ Bar (Pub)
  • Ned Kelly ________________________ Telly (Television)
  • Needle And Pin ___________________ Gin
  • Nelson Eddy’s ____________________ Readies (Ready Money)
  • Nelson Mandelas __________________ Stellas (Beers)
  • Nervo And Knox ___________________ Box
  • Nervo And Knox ___________________ Pox
  • Nervous Wreck ____________________ Cheque
  • Newgate Gaol _____________________ Tale
  • Newington Butts __________________ Guts
  • Nightboat To Cairo _______________ Giro
  • Noah’s Ark _______________________ Lark
  • Noah’s Ark _______________________ Nark
  • Noah’s Ark _______________________ Park
  • Nobby Stiles _____________________ Piles (Haemorrhoids)
  • North And South __________________ Mouth
  • Nuclear Sub ______________________ Pub
  • Nuremberg Trials _________________ Piles (Haemorrhoids)
  • Nutmegs __________________________ Legs
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O – Slang to English

  • Obadiah __________________________ Fire
  • Ocean Pearl ______________________ Girl
  • Ocean Wave _______________________ Shave
  • Oedipus Rex ______________________ Sex
  • Oily Rag _________________________ Fag (Cigarette)
  • Oliver Twist _____________________ Fist
  • On The Floor _____________________ Poor
  • Once A Week ______________________ Cheek
  • One And The Other ________________ Brother
  • One Time Looker __________________ Hooker
  • Ones And Twos ____________________ Shoes
  • Oscar Asche ______________________ Cash
  • Oxford Scholar ___________________ Dollar (Five Shillings)
  • Oxo Cube _________________________ Tube (Underground Railway)
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P – Slang to English

  • Paraffin Lamp ____________________ Tramp
  • Pat And Mick _____________________ Sick
  • Pat Malone _______________________ Alone
  • Pat Malone _______________________ Own (Alone)
  • Pear Halved ______________________ Starved
  • Peas In The Pot __________________ Hot
  • Peckham Rye ______________________ Tie
  • Pen And Ink ______________________ Stink
  • Penny-A-Pound ____________________ Ground
  • Pete Tong ________________________ Wrong
  • Peter Pan ________________________ Can (Prison or Wall Safe)
  • Piccadilly Percy _________________ Mercy
  • Piccolo And Flute ________________ Suit
  • Pick And Mix _____________________ Sticks (Countryside)
  • Pie And Mash _____________________ Flash
  • Pig’s Ear ________________________ Beer
  • Pimple And Blotch ________________ Scotch
  • Pineapple ________________________ Chapel
  • Pineapple Chunk __________________ Bunk
  • Pinky And Perky __________________ Turkey
  • Pipe Your Eye ____________________ Cry
  • Pitch And Toss ___________________ Boss
  • Pittsburgh Steelers ______________ Peelers (Police)
  • Plates And Dishes ________________ Missus
  • Plates Of Meat ___________________ Feet
  • Pleasure And Pain ________________ Rain
  • Plimsoll Mark ____________________ Park
  • Plink Plonk ______________________ Vin Blanc (Wine)
  • Pope In Rome _____________________ Home
  • Pork Pies ________________________ Lies
  • Port And Brandy __________________ Randy
  • Pot And Pan ______________________ Man
  • Pot Of Glue ______________________ Clue
  • Potatoes In The Mould (Taters) ___ Cold
  • Pots And Dishes __________________ Wishes
  • Pull Down The Shutter ____________ Butter
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Q – Slang to English

  • Quaker Oat _______________________ Coat
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R – Slang to English

  • Rabbit And Pork __________________ Talk
  • Radio Ones _______________________ Runs (Diarrhoea)
  • Radio Rental _____________________ Mental
  • Rag And Bone _____________________ Throne (Toilet)
  • Rank And Riches __________________ Breeches
  • Raspberry Ripple _________________ Cripple
  • Raspberry Ripple _________________ Nipple
  • Raspberry Tart ___________________ Heart
  • Rat And Mouse ____________________ House
  • Rats And Mice ____________________ Dice
  • Razor ____________________________ Blazer
  • Read And Write ___________________ Fight
  • Reels Of Cotton __________________ Rotten
  • Rhubarb Pill _____________________ Hill
  • Rhythm And Blues _________________ Shoes
  • Richard Burtons __________________ Curtains
  • Richard The Third ________________ Bird
  • River Ouse _______________________ Booze (Alcohol)
  • Roast Pork _______________________ Fork
  • Rob Roy __________________________ Boy
  • Robin Hood _______________________ Good
  • Robinson And Cleaver _____________ Fever
  • Robinson Crusoe __________________ Do So
  • Rock And Roll ____________________ Dole
  • Rock Of Ages _____________________ Wages
  • Rocking Horse ____________________ Sauce
  • Roger Starling ___________________ Carling (Beer)
  • Rolling Billows __________________ Pillows
  • Rolls Royce ______________________ Voice
  • Roman Candles ____________________ Sandals
  • Ronnie Barker ____________________ Marker (Pen)
  • Rory O’Moore _____________________ Door
  • Rory O’Moore _____________________ Floor
  • Rosie Lee ________________________ Tea
  • Round The Houses _________________ Trousers
  • Rub-A-Dub ________________________ Sub (Pay Advance)
  • Rub-A-Dub ________________________ Club
  • Rub-A-Dub ________________________ Pub
  • Ruby Murray ______________________ Curry
  • Ruby Rose ________________________ Nose
  • Russel Harty _____________________ Party
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S – Slang to English

  • Salmon And Trout _________________ Snout (Tobacco)
  • Salmon And Trout _________________ Stout (Beer)
  • Salmon Trout _____________________ Gout
  • San Toy __________________________ Boy
  • Santa’s Grotto ___________________ Blotto
  • Saucepan Handle __________________ Candle
  • Saucepan Lid _____________________ Kid (Child)
  • Saucepan Lid _____________________ Quid (One Pound)
  • Sausage And Mash _________________ Cash
  • Sausage And Mash _________________ Crash
  • Scapa Flow _______________________ Go
  • Scooby Doo _______________________ Clue
  • Scotch Peg _______________________ Egg
  • Scotch Pegs ______________________ Legs
  • Selina Scott _____________________ Spot
  • Septic Tank ______________________ Yank
  • Sexton Blake _____________________ Cake
  • Sexton Blake _____________________ Fake
  • Shake And Shiver _________________ River
  • Shepherd’s Plaid _________________ Bad
  • Sherbet Dab ______________________ Cab (Taxi)
  • Sherman Tank _____________________ Yank
  • Ship In Full Sail ________________ Pint Of Ale
  • Shovel And Pick __________________ Nick (Prison)
  • Sieg Heils _______________________ Piles (Haemorrhoids)
  • Sighs And Tears __________________ Ears
  • Sinbad The Sailor ________________ Tailor
  • Skein Of Thread __________________ Bed
  • Skin And Blister _________________ Sister
  • Sky Rocket _______________________ Pocket
  • Sorry And Sad ____________________ Bad
  • Soup And Gravy ___________________ Navy
  • St_ Martins-Le-Grand _____________ Hand
  • Stammer And Stutter ______________ Butter
  • Stand At Ease ____________________ Cheese
  • Star’s Nap _______________________ Tap (Ask For A Loan)
  • Steam Tug ________________________ Mug (Fool)
  • Steve Claridge ___________________ Garage
  • Stewed Prune _____________________ Tune
  • Sticky Toffee ____________________ Coffee
  • Stoke On Trent ___________________ Bent (Criminal)
  • Stop Thief _______________________ Beef
  • Strange And Weird ________________ Beard
  • Strawberry Rhone _________________ Telephone
  • Sugar And Honey __________________ Money
  • Sugar Candy ______________________ Handy
  • Sunny South ______________________ Mouth
  • Surrey Docks _____________________ Pox
  • Sweaty Sock ______________________ Jock (Scotsman)
  • Sweeny Todd ______________________ Flying Squad (Police)
  • Syrup Of Figs ____________________ Wig
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T – Slang to English

  • Tartan Banner ____________________ Tanner (Sixpence)
  • Tea Leaf _________________________ Thief
  • Tea, Two And A Bloater ___________ Motor
  • Teapot Lid _______________________ Kid (Child)
  • Teapot Lid _______________________ Quid (One Pound)
  • These And Those __________________ Toes
  • This And That ____________________ Cat
  • Thomas Tilling ___________________ Shilling
  • Tick-Tock ________________________ Clock
  • Tiddlywink _______________________ Drink
  • Tin Bath _________________________ Laugh
  • Tin Of Fruit _____________________ Suit
  • Tin Tack _________________________ Sack
  • Tin Tank _________________________ Bank
  • Tina Turner ______________________ Earner
  • Tit For Tat (Titfer) _____________ Hat
  • Tit Willow _______________________ Pillow
  • Todd Sloane ______________________ Alone
  • Todd Sloane ______________________ Own (Alone)
  • Tom And Dick _____________________ Sick
  • Tom Mix __________________________ Six
  • Tom Thumb ________________________ Rum
  • Tomfoolery _______________________ Jewellery
  • Tommy Tucker _____________________ Supper
  • Tony Slattery ____________________ Battery
  • Top Hat __________________________ Chat
  • Touch Me On The Knob _____________ Bob (Shilling)
  • Trick Cyclist ____________________ Psychiatrist
  • Trouble And Strife _______________ Wife
  • Tumble Down The Sink _____________ Drink
  • Turkish Bath _____________________ Laugh
  • Turtle Doves _____________________ Gloves
  • Twist And Twirl __________________ Girl
  • Two And Eight ____________________ State (Anguish)
  • Two-Thirty _______________________ Dirty
  • Typewriter _______________________ Fighter
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U – Slang to English

  • Uncle Bert _______________________ Shirt
  • Uncle Fred _______________________ Bread
  • Uncle Ned ________________________ Head
  • Uncle Ted ________________________ Bed
  • Uncle Wilf _______________________ Filth (Police)
  • Uncle Willy ______________________ Silly
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V – Slang to English

  • Vera Lynn ________________________ Gin
  • Vera Lynns _______________________ Skins (Cigarette Papers)
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W – Slang to English

  • Wallace And Grommit ______________ Vomit
  • Weasel And Stoat _________________ Coat
  • Weaver’s Chair ___________________ Prayer
  • Weeping Willow ___________________ Pillow
  • West Ham Reserves ________________ Nerves
  • Westminster Abbey ________________ Shabby
  • Whale And Gale ___________________ Out Of Jail
  • Whistle And Flute ________________ Suit
  • White Mice _______________________ Ice
  • Wilkie Bard ______________________ Warrant Card
  • Widow Twanky _____________________ Hanky (Handkerchief)
  • Winona Ryder _____________________ Cider
  • Wobbly Jelly _____________________ Telly (Television)
  • Wooden Plank _____________________ Yank
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X – Slang to English

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Y – Slang to English

  • You And Me _______________________ Tea
  • You Must _________________________ Crust
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Z – Slang to English


Cockney rhyming slang – English to Slang

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A – English to Slang

  • AIDS _____________________________ Ace Of Spades
  • All-Dayer (Drinking Session) _____ Leo Sayer
  • Alone ____________________________ Jack Jones
  • Alone ____________________________ Pat Malone
  • Alone ____________________________ Todd Sloane
  • Arm ______________________________ Chalk Farm
  • Army _____________________________ Daft And Barmy
  • Army _____________________________ Kate Karney
  • Aunt _____________________________ Mrs_ Chant
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B – English to Slang

  • Baby _____________________________ Basin Of Gravy
  • Back _____________________________ Cilla Black
  • Back _____________________________ Hammer And Tack
  • Back _____________________________ Jumping Jack
  • Bad ______________________________ Shepherd’s Plaid
  • Bad ______________________________ Sorry And Sad
  • Balti ____________________________ Basil Fawlty
  • Banana ___________________________ Gertie Gitana
  • Bank _____________________________ Cab Rank
  • Bank _____________________________ Iron Tank
  • Bank _____________________________ J_ Arthur Rank
  • Bank _____________________________ Tin Tank
  • Bar (Pub) ________________________ Jack Tar
  • Bar (Pub) ________________________ Near And Far
  • Barrow ___________________________ Bow And Arrow
  • Barrow ___________________________ Cock Sparrow
  • Bass _____________________________ Beggar Boy’s Ass
  • Battery __________________________ Tony Slattery
  • Beak _____________________________ Bubble And Squeak
  • Beard ____________________________ Strange And Weird
  • Bed ______________________________ Skein Of Thread
  • Bed ______________________________ Uncle Ted
  • Beef _____________________________ Stop Thief
  • Beer _____________________________ Pig’s Ear
  • Beers ____________________________ Britney Spears
  • Beginner _________________________ Lilley And Skinner
  • Believe __________________________ Adam And Eve
  • Believe __________________________ Christmas Eve
  • Belly ____________________________ Auntie Nellie
  • Belly ____________________________ Derby Kelly
  • Bent (Criminal) __________________ Stoke On Trent
  • Best _____________________________ Mae West
  • Bet ______________________________ House To Let
  • Bigot ____________________________ Lester Piggot
  • Big ‘Un (Big One) ________________ Barry McGuigan
  • Bike _____________________________ Clever Mike
  • Bill (Statement) _________________ Beechams Pill
  • Bill (Statement) _________________ Jack And Jill
  • Bird _____________________________ Richard The Third
  • Bitter (Beer) ____________________ Apple Fritter
  • Bitter (Beer) ____________________ Laugh And Titter
  • Blazer ___________________________ Razor
  • Bloke ____________________________ Heap Of Coke
  • Blotto ___________________________ Santa’s Grotto
  • Boat _____________________________ Nanny Goat
  • Bob (Shilling) ___________________ Touch Me On The Knob
  • Boil _____________________________ Can Of Oil
  • Boil _____________________________ Conan Doyle
  • Bomb _____________________________ Derry And Tom
  • Bonkers (Mad) ____________________ Marbles And Conkers
  • Book _____________________________ Captain Cook
  • Book _____________________________ Captain Hook
  • Book _____________________________ Fish Hook
  • Book _____________________________ Jackdaw And Rook
  • Book _____________________________ Joe Hook
  • Bookies (Bookmakers) _____________ Cream Cookies
  • Boots ____________________________ Daisy Roots
  • Booze (Alcohol) __________________ River Ouse
  • Boozer (Bar) _____________________ Battle Cruiser
  • Boozer (Heavy Drinker) ___________ All Time Loser
  • Boss _____________________________ Pitch And Toss
  • Bottle ___________________________ Aristotle
  • Bowler ___________________________ Bottle Of Cola
  • Box ______________________________ Charles Fox
  • Box ______________________________ Darky Cox
  • Box ______________________________ James Fox
  • Box ______________________________ Nervo And Knox
  • Boy ______________________________ Rob Roy
  • Boy ______________________________ San Toy
  • Bra ______________________________ Master McGrath
  • Braces ___________________________ Airs And Graces
  • Braces ___________________________ Ascot Races
  • Brains ___________________________ Down The Drains
  • Brandy ___________________________ Fine And Dandy
  • Brandy ___________________________ Jack The Dandy
  • Bread ____________________________ Uncle Fred
  • Breath ___________________________ King Death
  • Breeches _________________________ Rank And Riches
  • Broke (Financially Ruined) _______ Coals And Coke
  • Broke (Financially Ruined) _______ Hearts Of Oak
  • Brokers __________________________ Engineers And Stokers
  • Brother __________________________ One And The Other
  • Bucket ___________________________ Mrs_ Duckett
  • Bunk _____________________________ Pineapple Chunk
  • Butter ___________________________ Johnnie Rutter
  • Butter ___________________________ Mutter And Stutter
  • Butter ___________________________ Pull Down The Shutter
  • Butter ___________________________ Stammer And Stutter
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C – English to Slang

  • Cab (Taxi) _______________________ Andy McNab
  • Cab (Taxi) _______________________ Flounder And Dab
  • Cab (Taxi) _______________________ Sherbet Dab
  • Cadge (Borrow) ___________________ Coat And Badge
  • Cake _____________________________ Sexton Blake
  • Can (Prison or Wall Safe) ________ Peter Pan
  • Candle ___________________________ Harry Randall
  • Candle ___________________________ Saucepan Handle
  • Car ______________________________ Jam Jar
  • Car (Esp. Flash One) _____________ Danny Marr
  • Card _____________________________ Bladder Of Lard
  • Carling (Beer) ___________________ Roger Starling
  • Cash _____________________________ Arthur Ashe
  • Cash _____________________________ Bangers And Mash
  • Cash _____________________________ Oscar Asche
  • Cash _____________________________ Sausage And Mash
  • Cat ______________________________ Brown Hat
  • Cat ______________________________ This And That
  • Cell (Prison) ____________________ Flowery Dell
  • Chair ____________________________ Lion’s Lair
  • Chalk ____________________________ Duke Of York
  • Chancer __________________________ Bengal Lancer
  • Chapel ___________________________ Pineapple
  • Charlie (Cocaine) ________________ Gianluca Vialli
  • Chat _____________________________ Chew The Fat
  • Chat _____________________________ Top Hat
  • Cheek ____________________________ Once A Week
  • Cheese ___________________________ Bended Knees
  • Cheese ___________________________ John Cleese
  • Cheese ___________________________ Stand At Ease
  • Cheque ___________________________ Goose’s Neck
  • Cheque ___________________________ Gregory Peck
  • Cheque ___________________________ Nervous Wreck
  • Chin _____________________________ Harry Lin
  • Church ___________________________ Left In The Lurch
  • Cider ____________________________ Winona Ryder
  • Cigar ____________________________ La-Di-Da
  • Class ____________________________ Bottle And Glass
  • Clock ____________________________ Dickory Dock
  • Clock ____________________________ Tick-Tock
  • Club _____________________________ Rub-A-Dub
  • Clue _____________________________ Danny La Rue
  • Clue _____________________________ Pot Of Glue
  • Clue _____________________________ Scooby Doo
  • Coach ____________________________ Cockroach
  • Coat _____________________________ All Afloat
  • Coat _____________________________ Billy Goat
  • Coat _____________________________ Nanny Goat
  • Coat _____________________________ Quaker Oat
  • Coat _____________________________ Weasel And Stoat
  • Coffee ___________________________ Sticky Toffee
  • Cold _____________________________ Cheltenham Bold
  • Cold _____________________________ Potatoes In The Mould (Taters)
  • Collar ___________________________ Holloa Boys Holloa
  • Cook _____________________________ Babbling Brook
  • Cop (Police) _____________________ John Hop
  • Copper (Police) __________________ Bottle And Stopper
  • Copper (Police) __________________ Grasshopper
  • Cork _____________________________ Duke Of York
  • Corner ___________________________ Johnny Horner
  • Crabs ____________________________ Dribs And Drabs
  • Crash ____________________________ Sausage And Mash
  • Crime ____________________________ Lemon And Lime
  • Cripple __________________________ Raspberry Ripple
  • Crook (Criminal) _________________ Babbling Brook
  • Crook (Criminal) _________________ Joe Rook
  • Crown ____________________________ Lousy Brown
  • Crust ____________________________ You Must
  • Cry ______________________________ Pipe Your Eye
  • Cupboard _________________________ Mother Hubbard
  • Curry ____________________________ Ruby Murray
  • Curtains _________________________ Richard Burtons
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D – English to Slang

  • Daft _____________________________ Fore And Aft
  • Dance ____________________________ Kick And Prance
  • Darling __________________________ Briney Marlin
  • Daughter _________________________ Bottle Of Porter
  • Daughter _________________________ Bricks And Mortar
  • Dead _____________________________ Brown Bread
  • Deaf _____________________________ Mutt And Jeff
  • Dice _____________________________ Rats And Mice
  • Diet _____________________________ Brixton Riot
  • Dinner ___________________________ Jim Skinner
  • Dinner ___________________________ John Skinner
  • Dinner ___________________________ Lilley And Skinner
  • Dirty ____________________________ Two-Thirty
  • Do So ____________________________ Robinson Crusoe
  • Dog ______________________________ Cherry Hog
  • Dole _____________________________ Rock And Roll
  • Dollar (Five Shillings) __________ Oxford Scholar
  • Door _____________________________ Henry Moore
  • Door _____________________________ Rory O’Moore
  • Dose _____________________________ Half A Gross
  • Dozen ____________________________ Country Cousin
  • Draft ____________________________ George Raft
  • Draught __________________________ George Raft
  • Drawers (Pair Of) ________________ Early Doors
  • Drink ____________________________ Tiddlywink
  • Drink ____________________________ Tumble Down The Sink
  • Dripping _________________________ Doctor Crippen
  • Drunk (Inebriated) _______________ Elephant’s Trunk
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E – English to Slang

  • Earner ___________________________ Tina Turner
  • Ears _____________________________ King Lears
  • Ears _____________________________ Sighs And Tears
  • Easy _____________________________ Bright And Breezy
  • Easy _____________________________ Ham And Cheesy
  • Easy _____________________________ Lemon Squeezy
  • Egg ______________________________ Borrow And Beg
  • Egg ______________________________ Clothes Peg
  • Egg ______________________________ Scotch Peg
  • Eight ____________________________ Harry Tate
  • Engineer _________________________ Ginger Beer
  • Evens (Fifty-Fifty Bet) __________ Major Stevens
  • Eyes _____________________________ Mince Pies
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F – English to Slang

  • Face _____________________________ Chevy Chase
  • Face _____________________________ Boat Race
  • Faces ____________________________ Airs And Graces
  • Facts ____________________________ Brass Tacks
  • Fag (Cigarette) __________________ Harry Wragg
  • Fag (Cigarette) __________________ Oily Rag
  • Fair Enough ______________________ Hairy Muff
  • Fake _____________________________ Sexton Blake
  • Fare _____________________________ Grey Mare
  • Fax ______________________________ Nails And Tacks
  • Feet _____________________________ Plates Of Meat
  • Fever ____________________________ Robinson And Cleaver
  • Fiddle ___________________________ Hey Diddle Diddle
  • Fight ____________________________ Read And Write
  • Fighter __________________________ Typewriter
  • Filth (Police) ___________________ Uncle Wilf
  • Fine _____________________________ Calvin Klein
  • Fingers __________________________ Longers And Lingers
  • Fire _____________________________ Anna Maria
  • Fire _____________________________ Ave Maria
  • Fire _____________________________ Jeremiah
  • Fire _____________________________ Obadiah
  • Fish _____________________________ Lillian Gish
  • Fist _____________________________ Oliver Twist
  • Five _____________________________ Jack’s Alive
  • Fiver (Five Pound Note) __________ Deep Sea Diver
  • Fiver (Five Pound Note) __________ Lady Godiva
  • Flares (Wide Trousers) ___________ Lionel Blairs
  • Flash ____________________________ Harry Dash
  • Flash ____________________________ Pie And Mash
  • Flea _____________________________ Jenny Lee
  • Flies ____________________________ Morecambe And Wise
  • Floor ____________________________ Rory O’Moore
  • Flowers __________________________ April Showers
  • Flowers __________________________ Early Hours
  • Flying Squad (Police) ____________ Sweeny Todd
  • Fob (Watch) ______________________ Kettle On The Hob
  • Food _____________________________ In The Nude
  • Football Pools ___________________ April Fools
  • Fork _____________________________ Roast Pork
  • Four _____________________________ Door To Door
  • Frock ____________________________ Almond Rock
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G – English to Slang

  • Garage ___________________________ Steve Claridge
  • Gargle (Drink) ___________________ Arthur Scargill
  • Gay (Homosexual) _________________ Doris Day
  • Geezer ___________________________ Bacardi Breezer
  • Geezer ___________________________ Fridge Freezer
  • Geezer ___________________________ Ice-Cream Freezer
  • Geezer ___________________________ Lemon Squeezer
  • Gin ______________________________ Mother’s Ruin
  • Gin ______________________________ Needle And Pin
  • Gin ______________________________ Vera Lynn
  • Girl _____________________________ Mother Of Pearl
  • Girl _____________________________ Ocean Pearl
  • Girl _____________________________ Twist And Twirl
  • Giro _____________________________ Nightboat To Cairo
  • Glass ____________________________ Hackney Marsh
  • Glass ____________________________ Khyber Pass
  • Gloves ___________________________ Turtle Doves
  • Go _______________________________ Scapa Flow
  • Good _____________________________ Robin Hood
  • Gout _____________________________ In And Out
  • Gout _____________________________ Salmon Trout
  • Grass ____________________________ Ernie Marsh
  • Gravy ____________________________ Army And Navy
  • Greek ____________________________ Bubble And Squeak
  • Ground ___________________________ Penny-A-Pound
  • Guts _____________________________ Newington Butts
  • Gutter ___________________________ Bread And Butter
  • Gym ______________________________ Fat Boy Slim
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H – English to Slang

  • Haddock __________________________ Fanny Craddock
  • Haemorrhoids _____________________ Emma Freuds
  • Hair _____________________________ Barnet Fair
  • Hair _____________________________ Bonney Fair
  • Half (A Pint) ____________________ Baby Giraffe
  • Half (Fifty Pence) _______________ Cow’s Calf
  • Hand _____________________________ Brass Band
  • Hand _____________________________ German Band
  • Hand _____________________________ Ivory Band
  • Hand _____________________________ St_ Martins-Le-Grand
  • Handy ____________________________ Sugar Candy
  • Hanky (Handkerchief) _____________ Widow Twanky
  • Hat ______________________________ Tit For Tat (Titfer)
  • Head _____________________________ Crust Of Bread
  • Head _____________________________ Loaf Of Bread
  • Head _____________________________ Lump Of Lead
  • Head _____________________________ Uncle Ned
  • Heart ____________________________ Horse And Cart
  • Heart ____________________________ Jam Tart
  • Heart ____________________________ Raspberry Tart
  • Hell _____________________________ Ding Dong Bell
  • Hide _____________________________ Duck And Dive
  • Hill _____________________________ Jack And Jill
  • Hill _____________________________ Rhubarb Pill
  • Home _____________________________ Gates Of Rome
  • Home _____________________________ Pope In Rome
  • Hooker ___________________________ One Time Looker
  • Horse ____________________________ Bottle Of Sauce
  • Hot ______________________________ Peas In The Pot
  • House ____________________________ Cat And Mouse
  • House ____________________________ Mickey Mouse
  • House ____________________________ Rat And Mouse
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I – English to Slang

  • Ice ______________________________ White Mice
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J – English to Slang

  • Jail _____________________________ Bucket And Pail
  • Jaw ______________________________ Jackdaw
  • Jeans ____________________________ Dixie Deans
  • Jeans ____________________________ Harpers And Queens
  • Jew ______________________________ Five To Two
  • Jew ______________________________ Four By Two
  • Jewellery ________________________ Tomfoolery
  • Jock (Scotsman) __________________ Sweaty Sock
  • Joke _____________________________ Bushey Park
  • Judge ____________________________ Barnaby Rudge
  • Judge ____________________________ Chocolate Fudge
  • Judge ____________________________ Inky Smudge
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K – English to Slang

  • Keek _____________________________ Mozambique
  • Key ______________________________ Jenny Lee
  • Keys _____________________________ Dancing Fleas
  • Kid (Child) ______________________ Dustbin Lid
  • Kid (Child) ______________________ God Forbid
  • Kid (Child) ______________________ Saucepan Lid
  • Kid (Child) ______________________ Teapot Lid
  • Kip (Sleep) ______________________ Feather And Flip
  • Kipper ___________________________ Jack The Ripper
  • Kiss _____________________________ Hit And Miss
  • Knackered (Tired) ________________ Cream Cracker-ed
  • Knees ____________________________ Biscuits And Cheese
  • Knickers _________________________ Alan Whickers
  • Knife ____________________________ Drum And Fife
  • Knife And Fork ___________________ Drummond And Roce
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L – English to Slang

  • Labour ___________________________ Beggar-My-Neighbour
  • Lager ____________________________ Forsyte Saga
  • Lark _____________________________ Bushey Park
  • Lark _____________________________ Noah’s Ark
  • Later ____________________________ Alligator
  • Later ____________________________ Baked Potato
  • Later ____________________________ Christian Slater
  • Lather ___________________________ How’s Your Father
  • Laugh ____________________________ Giraffe
  • Laugh ____________________________ Tin Bath
  • Laugh ____________________________ Turkish Bath
  • Legs _____________________________ Bacon And Eggs
  • Legs _____________________________ Ham And Eggs
  • Legs _____________________________ Mystic Megs
  • Legs _____________________________ Nutmegs
  • Legs _____________________________ Scotch Pegs
  • Liar _____________________________ Dunlop Tyre
  • Liar _____________________________ Holy Friar
  • Lies _____________________________ Pork Pies
  • Light ____________________________ Isle Of Wight
  • Light (Ale) ______________________ Day And Night
  • Liver ____________________________ Cheerful Giver
  • Lodger ___________________________ Artful Dodger
  • Look _____________________________ Butcher’s Hook
  • Lost _____________________________ Kate Moss-ed
  • Luck _____________________________ Donald Duck
  • Lunch ____________________________ Kidney Punch
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M – English to Slang

  • Mad ______________________________ Mum And Dad
  • Magistrate _______________________ Garden Gate
  • Man ______________________________ Pot And Pan
  • Marker (Pen) _____________________ Ronnie Barker
  • Married __________________________ Cash And Carry-ed
  • Match ____________________________ Itch And Scratch
  • Matches __________________________ Cuts And Scratches
  • Mate (Friend) ____________________ China Plate
  • Mate (Friend) ____________________ Garden Gate
  • Meeting __________________________ Buster Keaton
  • Memory ___________________________ Dick Emery
  • Mental ___________________________ Radio Rental
  • Menu _____________________________ Me And You
  • Mercy ____________________________ Piccadilly Percy
  • Milk _____________________________ Acker Bilk
  • Minute ___________________________ Cock Linnet
  • Miss _____________________________ Cuddle And Kiss
  • Missus ___________________________ Cheese And Kisses
  • Missus ___________________________ Love And Kisses
  • Missus ___________________________ Plates And Dishes
  • Money ____________________________ Bees And Honey
  • Money ____________________________ Bread And Honey
  • Money ____________________________ Bugs Bunny
  • Money ____________________________ Sugar And Honey
  • Mormon ___________________________ Jerry O’Gorman
  • Morning __________________________ Day’s Dawning
  • Morning __________________________ Gipsy’s Warning
  • Motor ____________________________ Haddock And Bloater
  • Motor ____________________________ Tea, Two And A Bloater
  • Moustache ________________________ Dot And Dash
  • Mouth ____________________________ North And South
  • Mouth ____________________________ Sunny South
  • Mug (Fool) _______________________ Steam Tug
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N – English to Slang

  • Nail _____________________________ Monkey’s Tail
  • Nark _____________________________ Grass In The Park
  • Nark _____________________________ Noah’s Ark
  • Navy _____________________________ Soup And Gravy
  • Neck _____________________________ Bushel And Peck
  • Neck _____________________________ Gregory Peck
  • Nerves ___________________________ West Ham Reserves
  • Newspaper ________________________ Linen Draper
  • Nice _____________________________ Chicken And Rice
  • Nick (Prison) ____________________ Shovel And Pick
  • Nip ______________________________ Micro Chip
  • Nipple ___________________________ Raspberry Ripple
  • Noise ____________________________ Box Of Toys
  • Nose _____________________________ I Suppose
  • Nose _____________________________ Irish Rose
  • Nose _____________________________ Ruby Rose
  • Nun ______________________________ Current Bun
  • Nun ______________________________ Hot Cross Bun
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O – English to Slang

  • Off ______________________________ Frank Bough
  • Old Man (Husband) ________________ Frying Pan
  • Organ ____________________________ Molly O’Morgan
  • Out Of Jail ______________________ Whale And Gale
  • Out Of Order _____________________ Allan Border
  • Overcoat _________________________ I’m Afloat
  • Own (Alone) ______________________ Jack Jones
  • Own (Alone) ______________________ Pat Malone
  • Own (Alone) ______________________ Todd Sloane
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P – English to Slang

  • Pants ____________________________ Adam And The Ants
  • Parcel ___________________________ Elephant And Castle
  • Park _____________________________ Light And Dark
  • Park _____________________________ Noah’s Ark
  • Park _____________________________ Plimsoll Mark
  • Party ____________________________ Russel Harty
  • Pawn (In-Pawn) ___________________ Bullock’s Horn
  • Pee ______________________________ Ken Smee
  • Peelers (Police) _________________ Pittsburgh Steelers
  • Penny ____________________________ Abergavenny
  • Penny ____________________________ Coalheaver (From Giver)
  • Penny ____________________________ Kilkenny
  • Piano ____________________________ Joanna
  • Pickle ___________________________ Harvey Nichol
  • Piddle ___________________________ Jimmy Riddle
  • Piece (Lunch) ____________________ Merlyn Rees
  • Pikey ____________________________ Do As You Like-y
  • Piles (Haemorrhoids) _____________ Chalfont St_ Giles
  • Piles (Haemorrhoids) _____________ Duke Of Argyles
  • Piles (Haemorrhoids) _____________ Farmer Giles
  • Piles (Haemorrhoids) _____________ Metric Miles
  • Piles (Haemorrhoids) _____________ Nobby Stiles
  • Piles (Haemorrhoids) _____________ Nuremberg Trials
  • Piles (Haemorrhoids) _____________ Sieg Heils
  • Pill _____________________________ Jack And Jill
  • Pillow ___________________________ Tit Willow
  • Pillow ___________________________ Weeping Willow
  • Pillows __________________________ Rolling Billows
  • Pinch (To Steal) _________________ Half Inch
  • Pint Of Ale ______________________ Ship In Full Sail
  • Pipe _____________________________ Cherry Ripe
  • Pitch (Stall Or Stand) ___________ Hedge And Ditch
  • Pocket ___________________________ Lucy Locket
  • Pocket ___________________________ Sky Rocket
  • Pony (Twenty-Five Pounds) ________ Macaroni
  • Poor _____________________________ On The Floor
  • Pox ______________________________ Nervo And Knox
  • Pox ______________________________ Surrey Docks
  • Prayer ___________________________ Weaver’s Chair
  • Priest ___________________________ Far East
  • Psychiatrist _____________________ Trick Cyclist
  • Pub ______________________________ Nuclear Sub
  • Pub ______________________________ Rub-A-Dub
  • Punters __________________________ Hillman Hunters
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Q – English to Slang

  • Quid (One Pound) _________________ Saucepan Lid
  • Quid (One Pound) _________________ Teapot Lid
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R – English to Slang

  • Races ____________________________ Airs And Graces
  • Rain _____________________________ Andy Cain
  • Rain _____________________________ Pleasure And Pain
  • Randy ____________________________ Port And Brandy
  • Readies (Ready Money) ____________ Nelson Eddy’s
  • Rent _____________________________ Burton On Trent
  • Rent _____________________________ Duke Of Kent
  • Ride _____________________________ Charlie Pride
  • Right ____________________________ Isle Of Wight
  • Ring _____________________________ Highland Fling
  • River ____________________________ Shake And Shiver
  • Road _____________________________ Frog And Toad
  • Rotten ___________________________ Reels Of Cotton
  • Row (Quarrel) ____________________ Barn Owl
  • Row (Quarrel) ____________________ Bull And Cow
  • Rum ______________________________ Finger And Thumb
  • Rum ______________________________ Tom Thumb
  • Run Away _________________________ Botany Bay
  • Runs (Diarrhoea) _________________ Radio Ones
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S – English to Slang

  • Sack _____________________________ Tin Tack
  • Saloon Bar _______________________ Balloon Car
  • Sandals __________________________ Roman Candles
  • Sauce ____________________________ Rocking Horse
  • Saw ______________________________ Bear’s Paw
  • School ___________________________ Jah Rule
  • Score (Twenty Pounds) ____________ Apple Core
  • Score (Twenty Pounds) ____________ Bobby Moore
  • Scotch ___________________________ Gold Watch
  • Scotch ___________________________ Pimple And Blotch
  • Scouse (Liverpudlian) ____________ Mickey Mouse
  • Scouts ___________________________ Brussel Sprouts
  • Sea ______________________________ Housemaid’s Knee
  • Sense ____________________________ Eighteen Pence
  • Sex ______________________________ Oedipus Rex
  • Shabby ___________________________ Westminster Abbey
  • Shakes ___________________________ Hatti Jacques
  • Shaky ____________________________ Currant Cake-y
  • Shambles _________________________ Jakki Brambles
  • Shave ____________________________ Chas And Dave
  • Shave ____________________________ Dig In The Grave
  • Shave ____________________________ Ocean Wave
  • Shilling _________________________ Thomas Tilling
  • Ship _____________________________ Ha’penny Dip
  • Shirt ____________________________ Dicky Dirt
  • Shirt ____________________________ Uncle Bert
  • Shoe _____________________________ How Do You Do
  • Shoes ____________________________ Ones And Twos
  • Shoes ____________________________ Rhythm And Blues
  • Shop _____________________________ Lollipop
  • Shovel ___________________________ Lord Lovell
  • Shower ___________________________ David Gower
  • Sick _____________________________ Moby Dick
  • Sick _____________________________ Pat And Mick
  • Sick _____________________________ Tom And Dick
  • Silly ____________________________ Daff-A-Down Dilly
  • Silly ____________________________ Uncle Willy
  • Singer ___________________________ Mangle And Wringer
  • Sister ___________________________ Skin And Blister
  • Six ______________________________ Chopsticks
  • Six ______________________________ Tom Mix
  • Sixty-Six ________________________ Clickety Click
  • Skins (Cigarette Papers) _________ Vera Lynns
  • Skint ____________________________ Boracic Lint
  • Sleep ____________________________ Bo-Peep
  • Slippers _________________________ Big Dippers
  • Slippers _________________________ Kippers
  • Smokes (Cigarettes) ______________ Ash And Oaks
  • Sneeze ___________________________ Bread And Cheese
  • Snide ____________________________ Bonnie And Clyde
  • Snout (Tobacco) __________________ Salmon And Trout
  • Soap _____________________________ Band Of Hope
  • Soap _____________________________ Bob Hope
  • Soap _____________________________ Cape Of Good Hope
  • Socks ____________________________ Almond Rocks
  • Soda _____________________________ Major Loda
  • Son ______________________________ Bath Bun
  • Son ______________________________ Currant Bun
  • Song _____________________________ Ding Dong
  • Sores ____________________________ Dudley Moores
  • Soup _____________________________ Loop The Loop
  • Sovereign ________________________ Jimmy O’Goblin
  • Spade ____________________________ Lemonade
  • Spanner __________________________ Elsie Tanner
  • Sparrow __________________________ Bow And Arrow
  • Splinter _________________________ Alan Minter
  • Spoon ____________________________ Man On The Moon
  • Spot _____________________________ Selina Scott
  • Stairs ___________________________ Apples And Pears
  • Star _____________________________ La-Di-Da
  • Starved __________________________ Pear Halved
  • Starving _________________________ Hank Marvin
  • State (Anguish) __________________ Two And Eight
  • State (Condition, Esp. Poor) _____ Harry Tate
  • Steak ____________________________ Joe Blake
  • Steak And Kidney _________________ Kate And Sydney
  • Stellas (Beers) __________________ Nelson Mandelas
  • Stew _____________________________ Battle Of Waterloo
  • Sticks (Countryside) _____________ Pick And Mix
  • Still ____________________________ Beechams Pill
  • Stilsons (Pipe Wrenches) _________ Harold Wilsons
  • Stink ____________________________ Pen And Ink
  • Stool ____________________________ April Fool
  • Story (Lie) ______________________ Jackanory
  • Stout (Beer) _____________________ Salmon And Trout
  • Stranger _________________________ Glasgow Ranger
  • Street ___________________________ Field Of Wheat
  • Stripper _________________________ Herring And Kipper
  • Sub (Pay Advance) ________________ Rub-A-Dub
  • Suit _____________________________ Piccolo And Flute
  • Suit _____________________________ Tin Of Fruit
  • Suit _____________________________ Whistle And Flute
  • Sun ______________________________ Bath Bun
  • Sun ______________________________ Current Bun
  • Supper ___________________________ Tommy Tucker
  • Sure _____________________________ Bobby Moore
  • Swear ____________________________ Lord Mayor
  • Sweethearts ______________________ Jam Tarts
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T – English to Slang

  • Table ____________________________ Cain And Abel
  • Tablet ___________________________ Gary Ablett
  • Tail _____________________________ Alderman’s Nail
  • Tail (Prostitute) ________________ Brass Nail
  • Tailor ___________________________ Sinbad The Sailor
  • Tale _____________________________ Daily Mail
  • Tale _____________________________ Newgate Gaol
  • Talk _____________________________ Rabbit And Pork
  • Tan ______________________________ Charlie Chan
  • Tanner (Sixpence) ________________ Lord Of The Manor
  • Tanner (Sixpence) ________________ Tartan Banner
  • Tap (Ask For A Loan) _____________ Cellarflap
  • Tap (Ask For A Loan) _____________ Star’s Nap
  • Tart _____________________________ Lionel Bart
  • Tart _____________________________ Merryheart
  • Taxi _____________________________ Joe Baxi
  • Tea ______________________________ Rosie Lee
  • Tea ______________________________ You And Me
  • Teeth ____________________________ Hampstead Heath
  • Telephone ________________________ Dog And Bone
  • Telephone ________________________ Strawberry Rhone
  • Telly (Television) _______________ Custard And Jelly
  • Telly (Television) _______________ Ned Kelly
  • Telly (Television) _______________ Wobbly Jelly
  • Ten ______________________________ Big Ben
  • Ten ______________________________ Cock And Hen
  • Tenner (Ten Pound Note) __________ Ayrton Senna
  • Thief ____________________________ Tea Leaf
  • Thirst ___________________________ Geoff Hurst
  • Throat ___________________________ Nanny Goat
  • Throne (Toilet) __________________ Rag And Bone
  • Ticket ___________________________ Bat And Wicket
  • Tie ______________________________ Peckham Rye
  • Tights ___________________________ Fly-By-Nights
  • Till _____________________________ Jack And Jill
  • Time _____________________________ Bird Lime
  • Time _____________________________ Harry Lime
  • Toast ____________________________ Holy Ghost
  • Toes _____________________________ These And Those
  • Tool _____________________________ April Fool
  • Toss _____________________________ Iron Horse
  • Tote _____________________________ Canal Boat
  • Towel ____________________________ Mortar And Trowel
  • Town _____________________________ Joe Brown
  • Trainers _________________________ Claires Raynors
  • Tram _____________________________ Baa Lamb
  • Tramp ____________________________ Paraffin Lamp
  • Trouble __________________________ Barney Rubble
  • Trousers _________________________ Round The Houses
  • Trunks ___________________________ Chipmunks
  • Tube (Underground Railway) _______ Oxo Cube
  • Tune _____________________________ Stewed Prune
  • Turkey ___________________________ Pinky And Perky
  • Twenty-Two _______________________ Dinky Doo
  • Twig (Understand) ________________ Earwig
  • Two ______________________________ Bottle Of Glue
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U – English to Slang

  • Umbrella _________________________ Auntie Ella
  • Underpants _______________________ Beetles And Ants
  • Underpants _______________________ Insects And Ants
  • Undies (Underwear) _______________ Eddie Grundies
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V – English to Slang

  • Vest _____________________________ East And West
  • Vin Blanc (Wine) _________________ Plink Plonk
  • Voice ____________________________ Hobson’s Choice
  • Voice ____________________________ Rolls Royce
  • Volley ___________________________ Buddy Holly
  • Vomit ____________________________ Wallace And Grommit
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W – English to Slang

  • Wad ______________________________ Ken Dodd
  • Wage _____________________________ Green Gage
  • Wager ____________________________ John Major
  • Wages ____________________________ Cat And Cages
  • Wages ____________________________ Greengages
  • Wages ____________________________ Rock Of Ages
  • Waistcoat ________________________ Charlie Prescot
  • Waiter ___________________________ Hot Potato
  • Walk _____________________________ Ball Of Chalk
  • Warrant Card _____________________ Wilkie Bard
  • Wash _____________________________ Bob Squash
  • Water ____________________________ Fisherman’s Daughter
  • Week _____________________________ Bubble And Squeak
  • Whiskers _________________________ Brothers And Sisters
  • Whisky ___________________________ Gay And Frisky
  • Whore ____________________________ Doug McClure
  • Wife _____________________________ Duchess Of Fife
  • Wife _____________________________ Fork And Knife
  • Wife _____________________________ Trouble And Strife
  • Wig ______________________________ Irish Jig
  • Wig ______________________________ Syrup Of Figs
  • Window ___________________________ Burnt Cinder
  • Windy ____________________________ Mork And Mindy
  • Wishes ___________________________ Pots And Dishes
  • Woman ____________________________ Gooseberry Pudding
  • Wood _____________________________ Do Me Good
  • Word _____________________________ Dicky Bird
  • Wrist Watch ______________________ Bottle Of Scotch
  • Wrist Watch ______________________ Gordon And Gotch
  • Wrong ____________________________ Pete Tong
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X – English to Slang

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Y – English to Slang

  • Yank _____________________________ Ham Shank
  • Yank _____________________________ Septic Tank
  • Yank _____________________________ Sherman Tank
  • Yank _____________________________ Wooden Plank
  • Years ____________________________ Donkey’s Ears
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Z – English to Slang


Cockney Alphabet

The Jigsaw version

The following "Cockney Alphabet" definitions were taken from ‘The Second Book of Jigsaw Puzzles‘, as published by Knight Books and based upon the children’s BBC quiz program, ‘Jigsaw’.

  • A for ‘Orses ________________ ‘ay for ‘orses
  • B for Mutton ________________ Beef or Mutton
  • C for Miles _________________ See for Miles
  • D for Ential ________________ Differential
  • E for Brick _________________ ‘eave a Brick
  • F for Vescence ______________ Effervescence
  • G for Get It ________________ Gee, forget it!
  • H for Bless You _____________ Aitsshfa! A Sneeze
  • I for The Engine ____________ Ivor the Engine
  • J for Oranges _______________ Jaffa Oranges
  • K for Restaurant ____________ Cafe or Restaurant
  • L for Leather _______________ ‘ell for Leather
  • M for Sis’ __________________ Emphasis
  • N for Lope __________________ Envelope
  • O for The Wings Of A Dove ___ O! for the Wings of a Dove!
  • P for Relief ________________ ?!?!
  • Q for A Bus _________________ Queue for a Bus
  • R for Mo’ ___________________ ‘alf a Mo’
  • S for Rantzen _______________ Esther Rantzen
  • T for Two ___________________ Tea for Two
  • U for Me ____________________ You for Me
  • V for La France _____________ Vive la France
  • W for The Winnings __________ Double you for the Winnings
  • X for Breakfast _____________ Eggs for Breakfast
  • Y for Husband _______________ Wife or Husband
  • Z for Wind __________________ Zephyr Wind

Best alternatives

The following are also recognised "Cockney Alphabet" definitions. These may be regarded as superior definitions because:

  1. they are recognisable words in their own right – unlike, say, ‘Ential’
  2. they are timeless terms – unlike, say, ‘Rantzen’
  • C for th’ Highlanders _______ Seaforth Highlanders
  • D for Dumb __________________ Deaf or Dumb
  • F for Been Had ______________ Ever Been Had?
  • G for Police ________________ Chief of Police
  • H for Retirement ____________ Age for Retirement
  • I for Lootin’ _______________ ‘ighfalutin
  • S for You ___________________ ‘s for you = it’s for you

Other honourable alternatives

  • I for The Girls _____________ Eye for The Girls
  • N for A Penny _______________ In for a Penny
  • O for The Garden Wall _______ Over the Garden Wall
  • T for Gums __________________ Teeth or Gums
  • Z for Breezes _______________ Zephyr Breezes

Contributions from Mic Norbury

  • C for Yerself _______________ See for Yourself
  • D for Kate __________________ Defecate
  • E for Vapour ________________ Ether Vapour
  • Y for Unts __________________ Y-Fronts

Contributions from Dr Stephen Roser

  • N for Hodger ________________ Enver Hoxha = ex-leader of Albania
  • R for Bitter ________________ ‘alf a Bitter

Contributions from Peter Osborn

  • H for It ____________________ ‘ate you for it
  • K for A Cuppa _______________ Cafe – ‘Kaff’ – for a Cuppa
  • N for Eggs __________________ ‘en for Eggs
  • Y for Girlfriend ____________ Wife or Girlfriend
  • Z for ‘is ‘at _______________ ‘is ‘ead for ‘is ‘at

Contributions from Michael – ‘ye olde German dude’

  • D for Salmon ________________ Dee for Salmon
  • I for An Eye ________________ Eye for an Eye
  • L for Bet ___________________ Alphabet
  • N for A Dig _________________ Infra Dig
  • Z for A Doctor ______________ Zed for a doctor, I god a cold in me dose

Contribution from Julian Heath

  • E for Or ____________________ Either or

Contribution from Peter and Jacqueline Biddlecombe

  • M for Cream Sherry __________ Emva Cream Sherry

Arguably the most surreal Cockney Alphabet definition

  • P for Ming Fleas ____________ Performing Fleas