Momus – Dracula

From the album ‘Joemus‘ (2008).

Lyrics

(KYOKA) – Dracula, you are my lovely murderer, wherever you go I will follow you

(DRACULA) – Do not follow me, Kyoka, if you know what’s good for you

(KYOKA) – Dracula, I want to feel your spooky crooked yellow teeth biting into me

(DRACULA) – My spooky crooked yellow teeth are blunted now, Kyoka, they will not set you free

(KYOKA) – Dracula, I’m lying naked on your altar, please stab your dagger into me

(DRACULA) – If I do, Kyoka, then villagers with torches will hound me out of town

(KYOKA) – Dracula, I am the kind of girl who does not take rejection lying down

(KYOKA) – Dracula, I have a cousin in Kyoto, older and much skinnier than me
Maybe she’s your type, and if you’d like to bite her neck, I’ll write a letter and see if she’d agree

(DRACULA) – That’s very kind, Kyoka, but the time for biting necks is over now for me
I’d rather lie here in my coffin, drinking coffee, doing nothing, or watching TV

(KYOKA) – But Dracula, what happens to ambitious girls, as frail and pale as flowers
Who dream of nothing more than offering naked necks to vampires, and being sucked for hours?

(DRACULA) – Other vampires walk the earth, Kyoka
Not through Transylvania, not where you expect

(Dracula the vampire, pah-pah-pah)
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(Dracula the vampire, pah-pah-pah)
(Dracula the vampire, pah-pah-pah)
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